Jeff to all of us in a car in London, " Why are you not getting out of the car!"
Lady in Castle Combe in English accent "Worst coffee I ever had, and 1 pound 20."
Chris Smith in his english accent " Stacie do you want to go over there and have a proper sit." and "The girl over there is a chain smoker, she's smoked three fags since we've been here."
Jeff to Cindy, "Even if I don't want to."
Stacie to Jake at breakfast, "Jake you don't even like grapefruit." Jake," I know, I didn't know what it was."
Cindy, Where's the map?"
Jeff, "Where's Cindy? Where did that woman go?"
Tube announcer, "Mind the Gap"
Owner of B&B owner, "The girl was really cheesed off."
Conversation at York cafe, Jake, "That fruit bowl was delightful, it didn't have any pineapple in it." Stacie, "It didn't have pineapple in it. It had grapefruit." Jake,"Pineapple is only good on the bbq with brown sugar on it." Jeff "I've never had that." Cindy, " Yes you have, you made it the other day."
Jeff, "All the missionaries got fat on fudge doughnuts." Jake." I wish I could find a fudge doughnut."
A man in a Scotland fish and chippie," what the hell you want a fudge doughnut for?"
Lady at the sketchy B&B in Scotland, "Yeah, right, don't follow the sat map."
Jake to Jeff about after finally finding fudge dougnuts and wanting 8 of them, "I like how you think!"